Funny Christmas Wishes to Make Everyone Laugh
We love spending Christmas with family and friends and telling them how much we care. You may not know what to write on your Christmas card, text, or talk to someone about it. But don’t worry—we’ve compiled a list of funny Christmas wishes that will make people laugh and save you the trouble of coming up with your own.
Funny Christmas Wishes for Family
At Christmas, everyone gets together with their family to enjoy. Look no further if you need ideas for funny things to say, whether on a Christmas card, on a gift tag, or in a conversation.
- The three stages of man: He thinks that Santa Claus exists. There is no Santa Claus in his life. That man is Santa Claus. Good job on making it to stage 3 at last! Merry Christmas, older man.
- Me: “I want a magical Unicorn for Christmas.”
- Santa: “Be honest.”
- “Okay,” I said. Every day, I want five minutes to drink my coffee hot and be alone.
- Santa: “What colour Unicorn would you like?”
- This made me think of you and me! Thanks for always being there for me and being a great friend this year. Happy New Year! May you get more rest and time to spend with yourself. Merry Christmas!
- Keep in mind that Christmas has been canceled! He laughed so hard when he heard that YOU told Santa that you’ve been GOOD this year.
- “A White Christmas is my dream.” I’ll drink the Red if the White runs out, though!”
- We are getting excited to celebrate Christmas with you!
- Christmas is mostly for kids. But adults can also have fun until our credit card bills come in!
- Peace, joy, and Cabernet Sauvignon are the gifts of the season that I wish you.
- Santa has always had the right idea. I am seeing family only once a year. I’m playing and getting excited to see you!
- As you age, Christmas gets a lot worse. It asks, “What do you want this year?”
- I don’t know, cash safety.
- For a job?
- A reason for being?
- But I’d like to take a nap!!
- Why do Dasher and Dancer always need a coffee break? Because they are Santa’s Starbucks!
- As a whole, “Peace on Earth,” “Goodwill to Men,” and “Batteries Not Included” say it all about Christmas.
- Have a lot of fun and pay as little as possible this year. Have a wonderful Christmas!
- Why is this Christmas card so great? Since it’s not an email or text message.
- At Christmas, you can always have a few cat sets.
- Christmas is great because it gives you time to sleep and watch TV. Remember the food… Have fun!
- At Christmas, I enjoy being with you almost as much as shopping for your present, which isn’t fun.
- It’s tough to decide what to write on a Christmas card.
Funny Christmas Wishes for loved ones
There must be a great sense of humor between you and your loved one. Read on if you’re looking for ways to make them laugh this Christmas, whether by making fun of all the chaos or getting each other riled up.
- I hope you enjoy the gift you asked me to get for you. Merry Christmas!
- It’s all about being with good people at Christmas. So make sure you stay with me all day tomorrow. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!
- Merry Christmas! Yule will always be my favorite holiday.
- All I want for Christmas is YOU, but I need money.
- Remember that it’s Christmas, okay? This time of year, it always happens.
- Being nice to me today is the best gift you can give me.
- My true love gave to me on the first day of Christmas… What is this, and did you keep the receipt?
- May Christmas bring us happiness, love, and everything on my list.
- That warm feeling isn’t just Christmas cheer. I believe you turned on the oven by accident.
- This Christmas, I’m going to try something new. I will sleep under the Christmas tree wrapped up so you’ll finally know what a gift I am to you.
- In my mind, I’m excited about Christmas. Regarding money? I’ll never be ready.
- This gift will please you. I got it from you last year!
- I enjoy Christmas. I get so many great gifts that I can’t wait to trade them.
- It’s too late to get my gift because I thought about it for so long. Still, have a beautiful Christmas.
- All I want for Christmas is you, but that bag…
- We need to put on our ugly clothes now. It’s almost Christmas!
- The best thing about Christmas is that all the stress is over.
Funny Christmas Wishes For Friends
These funny Christmas wishes & messages will make your friend laugh. You can use them in a Christmas card, a text message, or any other way you choose to talk to them. If you tell them a joke about you, them, or Christmas, they’ll be in the holiday spirit.
- It’s all fun and games until Santa reads the list of bad kids. We hope he wasn’t paying close attention to us this year! Thanks for always being a great friend. It’s been fun to hang out with you this year.
- I finally understand what Christmas is all about: it’s for people who can’t spell it!
- How do cats say hello to each other on Christmas? A fuzzy Have a wonderful Christmas and New Year!
- May your Christmas be as big, happy, and full as Santa’s!
- I only sent you a card in case you sent one to me…
- This Christmas, I hope your smiles are as big as your credit card bill. Have fun and good luck. Merry Christmas!
- Being stressed out about what to do this Christmas. Take a seat and enjoy the Merry part!
- I hope you enjoy your meals! Merry Christmas
- Christmas only comes once a year, so make sure you bring good beer.
- I like sending cards to all my favorite people during the Christmas season. Congratulations on staying at the top of my list again this year.
- What did I get for Christmas? Fat. I gained weight!
- We wish you a Merry Christmas. Thank you for that song; it will be in your head all day.
- Santa saw what you did on Facebook and is giving you a dictionary this year!
- So, Santa hides behind a big beard and doesn’t make any money, but he can fly to every city in the world every year and give away billions of gifts. Are we sure Santa isn’t using his job to launder money?
- I don’t write Christmas cards very often, but when I do, I always write the same thing. Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas, and don’t forget that Christmas calories don’t count…
- I hope you have a wonderful Christmas! And I do mean alcohol when I say “spirits.”
- It’s important to find gifts for friends that are just as cool as they are, and there are lots of experience days out there.
Final Verdict
That should have given you some ideas for funny Christmas wishes, which may have even made you laugh out loud. If you were looking for something to write on a Christmas card, a gift tag, a text message, or to talk about, we hope this helps. You know what you’ll tell your family and friends, so now you must decide what to get them.